potty talk

Julien yells from the bathroom "Mama, come here."  I open the door.  "Mama, would you still love me if I was a frog?"  He looks so earnest and concerned as he sits on the potty and waits for my answer.  "Yes Julien.  I would love you more than all the other frogs and I would take care of you and find you a really special lily pad."  He pauses and responds.  "And if I was a bumble bee, I wouldn't sting you.  O.k. Mama, you can close the door now."  And I leave.  I love him so much.